can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
So gin and wine won't be happening again
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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