It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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