Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Your shirt... Was in my pants
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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