we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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