So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Sober January is a disaster.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Randomize