I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
jump out the window naked night went bad
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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