Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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