i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I will pee on everything he values.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
