btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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