Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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