Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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