i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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