I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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