My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just googled if crying burns calories
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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