he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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