Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Actions speak louder than pants.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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