ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
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