Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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