I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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