And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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