3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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