Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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