Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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