Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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