I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
false alarm. still invincible.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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