her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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