i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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