just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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