i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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