Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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