To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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