Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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