Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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