I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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