So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
