It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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