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week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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