love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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