I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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