I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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