Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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