You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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