This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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