STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
