Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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