we're blogging at a bar
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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