Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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