physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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