Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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