you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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