if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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